Marketing People Are the Worst
(Yes, we know. We are them.)
We overuse words like “omnichannel.” We build dashboards you don’t understand. And half the time, you don’t know if we’re managing your ad campaigns or just tweeting inspirational quotes.
We get it. That’s why we built a system that fixes all of that: a digital marketing retainer that makes sense, saves time, and just works.
So, What Is a Digital Marketing Retainer (And Why Should You Care)?
Think of it as your outsourced marketing department, minus the HR headaches and office birthday parties. You pay a flat monthly fee. We do a lot of stuff. Like, a lot.
What you get:
- Strategy that isn’t made up on the fly
- Creative that actually sells (not just looks pretty)
- Content that sounds like you, not a chatbot
- Campaigns that run consistently (even when you forget)
- Reporting that tells you what’s working without needing a decoder ring
Oh, and we’ll probably remind you about your own promotions before you do. You’re welcome.
One Retainer. No Circus.
Hiring separate people for design, content, social, ads, and strategy? That’s how brands end up with six logins and zero results.
Our retainer means:
- One team
- One plan
- One invoice
- Zero marketing chaos
It’s efficient, strategic, and way cheaper than hiring full-time staff who may or may not know how to set up a Meta campaign.
What’s Actually Included?
Here’s a peek inside the retainer toolbox (aka “the stuff you’d be paying multiple vendors for”):
🔧 Strategy & Planning
Goal setting, campaign roadmaps, and crystal-clear direction. No guessing. No fluff.
🎨 Creative & Content
Ad copy, emails, graphics, landing pages, messaging. Everything has a purpose—and a deadline.
📈 Reporting & Optimization
You’ll know what’s working, what needs fixing, and where your money’s going. No black boxes.
📣 Ongoing Campaign Management
We manage your platforms, budgets, and execution—without needing you to send five reminders.
The Right Fit for Businesses Who… You Know, Want to Grow
This is for you if:
- You’re tired of duct-taping your marketing together
- You want real ROI, not random bursts of effort
- You’d rather talk strategy than chase freelancers for deliverables
- You hate marketing, but love money
Bottom Line
You don’t need more logins. You need a partner. One team. One strategy. One retainer that takes the mess off your plate and turns it into results.
And we promise: no buzzwords unless absolutely necessary.*
*Fine, we’ll still say “funnels” sometimes. But we’ll feel bad about it.